Where am I today?

I have been one lazy motherfucker.
Well, okay, not in life. Keeping up in this digital age, on the other hand... Yep. Super lazy.
For those that don't know, my Facebook has been deleted since November 1st. This is the second time I've done so, and it's been refreshing not seeing pages upon pages, posts upon posts, of other people's spawnlings.
I've been employed in security since May of this year. Not armed, mind you, but I keep hooligans from starting any shenanigans.
I have also picked up and moved to an undisclosed location. It's an adorable little place, and I am somehow managing to live on my own. No roommates. Well. Technically one, but she doesn't pay rent.
  Meet Suzie Q, resident furbaby.
She's just over 8 months of age right now, and will eat everything in sight. She used to be afraid of all things real and imagined, but now people just freak her out a little. Which, I understand, they freak me out a bit, too.
So despite all this, there are plenty of people who have my number, who know how to get ahold of me, that just decided I suddenly no longer existed. Apparently, in this day and age, it's not that hard to go off the grid. Just move 20 minutes away and delete your Facebook. BOOM! Instant invisibility!